ROLL CALL: Amanda Bynes: 'I'm Not Crazy'

Amanda Bynes shows off her body in just a bra on April 30, 2013 Amanda Bynes shows off her body in just a bra on April 30, 2013

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Amanda Calls Crap On The Cray Label: Say what you want about Amanda Bynes, but the actress says she’s not crazy and the people calling her that are the ones with a “mental illness.” “I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care,” she told In Touch. “The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to.” And she also says that she is sober. “I don’t drink. I’m allergic to alcohol… I don’t smoke pot. I smoke tobacco,” she continued. So what’s next for the 24-year-old, who says she’s retired from acting? “I’ll design clothes and sing because I want to, not because I need the money. I love singing and I can’t wait to start working on an album.” Amanda, Roll Call would love to hear a preview of your first song!

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Tara Reid Throws Shade On Lindsay Lohan, Calls Her A “Mean” Drunk: In case you lost track of who in Hollywood is a fun drinker and who isn’t… don’t worry, Tara Reid is monitoring the situation! During an appearance on TMZ on Tuesday, Tara threw some serous shade on Lindsay Lohan. “We don’t really like each other that much,” Tara said of the rehab-headed actress. “If I get drunk, I’m a happy drunk. When she gets drunk, she’s just mean.” As to whether Tara thinks Lindsay will be able to turn her life around, she believes so, saying that others give Lindsay “chance after chance after chance after chance.” Tara, we seem to remember the public giving you a few chances too, let’s slow your sassy roll.

Inside Lindsay Lohan’s Apartment: Speaking of Lindsay, take a look inside her apartment as she packs for her upcoming court-ordered rehab stint… that will apparently include 270 different looks for just 90 days. If Roll Call’s math is correct, the actress will be sporting nearly three looks a day!

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Ke$ha Writes Music Her Boobs!: Just how does Ke$ha write her pop hits? With the help of her girls! During an appearance on “Conan” on Tuesday, the singer (who once claimed to have sex with a ghost!) revealed that her breasts have a mind of their own when it comes to making music. “I let them tickle the ivories,” she told Conan. “They really just go crazy… [they are] multi-functional really.” No word on what this boob music actually sounds like, but Ke$ha claims some of her news songs on her upcoming album were created with her assets.

-- Jesse Spero

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