ROLL CALL: Brad Pitt's Beard Explained!

Brad Pitt steps out for the European premiere of 'Kick-Ass' at the Empire, Leicester Square, London, March 22, 2010 Brad Pitt steps out for the European premiere of 'Kick-Ass' at the Empire, Leicester Square, London, March 22, 2010

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Brad’s Beard Explained!: The mystery of Brad Pitt’s beard has perplexed many since the scraggly beast arrived on the scene, and now the actor has finally broken down the reason behind the beard. “It’s boredom,” Brad told Britain’s The Sun. “No other reason than that.” Like “The Real Housewives of New York City’s” Bethenny Frankel once told her co-star Jill Zarin, “You need to get a hobby!” Brad, what about maybe shaving, trimming or conditioning as something to pass your time?

JLove’s Hair Chopping Experience: In more celebrity hair news explained, Jennifer Love Hewitt is breaking down her new shorter ‘do. “I needed to feel lighter!” she told Us Weekly. “We just finished season five of [‘The Ghost Whisperer’], and I was just ready for a change.” We bet she feels a little lighter now that Jamie Kennedy is not riding on the back of her dress too!

Snakes & Tats Over America’s Sweetheart?: Jesse James has said the, “vast majority” of the infidelity claims that surfaced last week are, “untrue and unfounded,” but we have our doubts about that statement Jesse, along with this whole horrible icky situation. Though we surely don’t have any doubts about how wrong Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is in this new photo that surfaced on Radar Online! Wasn’t La Toya Jackson doing the nude snake gimmick like 20 years ago?

Kim Zolciak Confirms She Dating DJ Tracy Young: “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Kim Zolciak has reportedly gone team girl! “I don’t believe love has a gender. I have a ton of girlfriends who have been with girls, and I could never comprehend that before. Now I can. But I don’t want to define gay, bisexual or straight. I just think it’s too much for me — a woman doesn’t define me, nor does a man,” she told Life & Style when asked about girlfriend DJ Tracy Young. “I’m among the millions of parents who have been in a gay or lesbian relationship. It hasn’t been an easy road lately, but I feel there are no mistakes in my life. Everything happens for a reason…I myself was confused and scared at first. Being able to speak from my heart and get this all out, it’s a huge relief for me.” As for their first intimate moment, Kim said, “Tracy made the first move. Our first kiss was passionate and exciting.” Earlier this month, Kim denied that she was dating Tracy, telling X17, “Tracy’s a great friend of mine… I take pictures with a lot of girl.” Congrats to Kim and Tracy and a “thanks for playing” to Kim’s ex-sugar daddy, Big Poppa!

Whoa Now LiLo!: Lindsay Lohan might want to think about investing in a sensible pair of flats – or stay away from rocks, loose gravel, plants and uneven pathways – or maybe she should just stay put for awhile. XOXO – Roll Call!

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