ROLL CALL: Brody Jenner: 'The Hills' (Pre-Kristin Cavallari) Was 'Getting Kind Of Soft'

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Brody Jenner Calls Out His Own Show: Talking about biting the semi-scripted hand that feeds you! Brody Jenner told MTV News that “The Hills” was slipping before his ex-girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, showed up. “I think for a while ‘The Hills’ was just kind of focusing on … I don’t know, I’m going to give my personal opinion, but I think it was getting kind of soft there for a minute,” he said. We’re assuming that MTV is busy working on everything that will be coming out of his mouth in the near future.

Jess Back Stateside: Jessica Simpson is back home – and she couldn’t be happier… or hungrier! “I’m just now back in the US of A!!!!!” Jessica Tweeted on Monday. “Home sweet delicious HOME!!!!!!!!!” Try not to take a bite out of the “US of A” Jess.

New Big Love For Ginnifer?: “Big Love’s” Ginnfer Goodwin appears to be moving on from her split from actor Chris Klein. According to The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, the actress has been spotted getting cozy with stand-up comedian Joey Kern and the paper claims they have been dating all summer. Big laughs always outlast good looks!

Mel & A Beaver Vs. Hugh & The Ponies: If we had to pick between, Mel Gibson and a beaver or Hugh Jackman and two My Little Ponies – we say, giddy up Hugh! (And, Mel, that beaver puppet is just plain wrong.)

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