ROLL CALL: Clooney Would 'Rather Have A Prostate Exam' Than A Facebook Page

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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Clooney Is So Not Updating His Status: If you’re hoping to see a status update from George Clooney – don’t hold your breath. “I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page,” Clooney told reporters at The Toronto International Film Festival on Saturday, People reported. So, we’re guessing a Clooney Twitter page isn’t happening either?

Cameron Loves ‘Housewives’ Drama: During her Tuesday night appearance on “The Jay Leno Show’s” “10 at 10” segement, Cameron Diaz revealed her love of Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise. “I do have a thing about the ‘Real Housewives’ — OC, Jersey, Atlanta — the drama there is beyond, you can’t write stuff like that!” Cameron told Jay. We’d like to nominate Cameron for the “Real Housewives Of Hollywood.”

Paris Hilton: Fashionista or Recessionista?: Economic downturn gasp! Paris Hilton was spotted sporting a plastic sandwich bag as her wallet while shopping at a Radio Shack in Hollywood on Tuesday, JustJared.com reported. Check out the fashion faux pas, HERE! But, we’d like to take a moment to thank Paris for giving the staff at Radio Shack the opportunity to interact with someone of the opposite sex. But, if we see Paris scouring the aisles at Ross Dress For Less, we’re going to lose it.

OMG! LiLo & Little J Totes BFF?: Spotted – trouble in the making! This is so not going to turn out well! But we love your Stevie Nicks-inspired ‘do Taylor. XOXO – Roll Call!

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