ROLL CALL: Countess LuAnn De Lesseps Reportedly Guest Starring On 'Law & Order: SVU'

Countess Luann De Lesseps performs at Fashions's Night Out at Macy's Union Square in San Francisco, Calif., on September 10, 2010 Countess Luann De Lesseps performs at Fashions's Night Out at Macy's Union Square in San Francisco, Calif., on September 10, 2010

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

The Countess Loses Her Clothes!: “The Real Housewives of New York City’s” Countess LuAnn de Lesseps is reportedly making her acting debut – and she’s ditching her clothes for the role! According to The New York Post’s Page Six, LuAnn will play an eccentric art patron who goes semi-nude on an upcoming episode of “Law & Order: SVU.” The “Real Housewife” is reportedly shooting her scenes this week… but will she find a way to belt out her semi-hit song, “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” on the episode? In case you missed it – “The Real Housewives of Orange County” added a new blonde, Peggy Tanous, yesterday. Meet Peggy and the rest of the ladies who will be returning to Bravo on March 6, HERE!

K-Stew To Play ‘Snow’?: She’s reportedly dating the fairest guy in the land (the oh-so-pale Pattinson) and now is Kristen Stewart also going to play the fairest in the land? According to Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter, the “Twilight Saga” star is in talks to play Snow White in the Rupert Sanders-directed “Snow White and the Huntsman,” for which Viggo Mortensen is reportedly in talks to play the Huntsman and Charlize Theron is also reportedly in talks to play the Evil Queen. According to THR, Riley Keough, Felicity Jones, Alicia Vikander and Emily Browning are some of the actresses who have screen tested for the role of Snow. The 2012 movie is a re-telling of the famous story, where the huntsman sent to kill her actually becomes her mentor.

Snooki Learns How To Write A Check That Her A** Can Cash!: Oh Snooki, just when we want to write you off, a new gem about your life is unearthed! Today’s discovery – according to TMZ – is that Snooki has never written a check in her life. Luckily, the pintsized reality cherub learns how during a trip to the bank with her dad on her new MTV show, “Snooki and JWOWW Vs. The World” (which is reportedly the working title). In the episode, she reportedly asked the bank teller, “Do you have any blinged out checks?” According to TMZ, Snooks is reportedly pulling in $30K for each episode – and we think she’s worth every blinged out cent!

Zac Attack!: How does one get over a breakup with Vanessa Hudgens? Well, Zac Efron worked through his post-Vanessa pain with five lovely young women at a bar in Los Angeles on famed Melrose Ave on Wednesday. See Zac and his gaggle of girls, HERE!

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