Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Courtney Made A Home Video: Not to be outdone by “Teen Mom” stars, America’s favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden has revealed that she also has a sex tape – but hers is a little different than the other celebrity tapes out there. She told E! News that her tape is “just me.” So when did the young star make this tape? “I turned 18 in August, so you do the math,” she said. And what exactly happens in this tape of hers (that Courtney claims she will never release and is not on a computer)? “I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind, I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want… this is personal,” she continued. Her husband warned potential online thieves to steer clear of his computer. “Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing,” he said. Well, we’re sure they will find something just as unsavory as his wife’s solo tape.
Ouch, Kim, Ouch!: We never thought Kim Kardashian’s ankles would ever make headlines – until now!
Paris Hilton Is Crying – And Wants To Slap Someone!: If you thought Paris Hilton didn’t shed any tears, you are sorely mistaken! It turns out “The Bling Ring,” the film about the teens that burglarized Paris’ house, caused the heiress to get choked up while watching it at The Cannes Film Festival. “I was really emotional watching it,” Paris told Vulture after seeing the Sofia Coppola film starring Emma Watson. “During some parts of it, I literally had tears in my eyes and I wanted to cry. I knew what happened with the burglaries, but I had never actually seen it — so watching it happen, I was like, ‘Oh my God, this really happened to me. These kids were really in my house and did this to me.’ It’s so violating. It just made me really angry and upset, and when I see these kids, I want to, like, slap them.”
Paris Seems To Have Drowned Her Sorrows In The Mouth Of Her Boyfriend: If there’s one thing we love about Paris, it’s her ability to bounce back after a good cry – with the help of her boyfriend’s tongue. The heiress, 31, was spotted laying on the PDA with her 21-year-old beau River Viiperi, in Cannes. No tears (expect maybe ours, yours and the fellow club-goers) seen.
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