ROLL CALL: Gwyneth Paltrow Drops 'Country' Music Video

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Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Gwyneth Goes ‘Country’: GOOP guru and Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow is flexing her vocal skills in a music video from her upcoming movie, “Country Strong.” See the video for the for the film’s title song, HERE! Roll Call isn’t the biggest fan of country music, but we’ll admit that Gwyneth’s twangy little ditty had us tapping our foot! The movie is slated to hit theaters on December 22.

Gaga & RiRi Together At Last?: Hey Beyonce, Rihanna is reportedly moving in on your Lady Gaga territory. According to fan site, LadyXGaga.com – which posted an alleged scan of Rihanna’s track listing for her upcoming new album, “Loud,” Gaga and RiRi are singing a duet called “Broken Heels.” We can only hope this rumor is, in fact, true! Check out the reported track listing, HERE!

Oy Vey Amy!: In the November issue of Harper’s Bazaar (via People), Amy Winehouse declared, “I just dress like… I’m an old Jewish black man. I just dress like it’s still the ’50s.” Oy vey! If Roll Call was a Jewish grandmother (yes, we’re doing a little Roll Call Role Playing!), here’s how the purely imaginary conversation would go:
ROLL CALL: Amy, you’re meshuggener!
AMY: (whining) Bubi…
ROLL CALL: Bubelah, I like your chutzpah, but at this rate, you’re gonna have bubkes!
We could go on all day with this shtick. If Amy really does dress like an old Jewish black man, we’re curious where she’d pin the yarmulke on that beehive head of hers?!?

Snooki Getting Solo Show?: The Princess of Poughkeepsie is reportedly being promoted to the Queen of Reality TV! According to Us Weekly, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is getting her own MTV show. Her “Jersey Shore” co-star, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley, has reportedly been bumped from the spin-off. MTV would not comment on the report when contacted by Access Hollywood. Before you start crying off your bronzer for JWOWW, we’d like to remind you of her blossoming career in the world of fake wrestling!

Kanye Only Follows The Ladies: Kanye West has no love for the men of Twitter – and The New York Post’s PopWrap has a hilarious series of graphs breaking down the handful of lucky ladies whom Kanye follows – all of them, not surprisingly, are young and hot! Find out more about the lucky ladies HERE!

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