ROLL CALL: It's Reportedly Curtains For 'Housewife' Lynne Curtin!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

An OC “Housewifes” Shakeup?: “The Real Housewives of Orange County " star Lynne Curtin – who loves plastic surgery and spending beyond her means – is reportedly exiting the Bravo reality series. According to Radar Online, the reality mom wrote on her private Facebook page, “Rumor has it that I will not be returning for Season 6.”… “That rumor is true! Further rumor has it we will be back somewhere else on our own show! Hmmmm! ‘Watch what happens.’ Life is so unpredictable! Enjoy!” She later reportedly added, “I am broken hearted!… I was so let down the way this came about! We were the last to know! I guess Bravo has to do what they have to do! I thought we had a great relationship! I guess I was wrong! Its funny how fast offers came to us from other places! Thats how we found out we were not returning! Funny how life can be!” We’ll keep an eye out for this alleged new show of yours, and we’ll miss you when “The Real Housewives of Orange County” returns to Bravo in January 2011. A rep for Bravo had no comment when contacted by Access Hollywood.

Snooki: “I’m Too Pretty To Be In Jail”: Following her arrest on July 30, “Jersey Shore’s” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is speaking out about her time behind bars. “I don’t know why people are taking it so seriously,” she told recently MTV News. “I had a couple [of] cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I’m not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!” Adding, “I’m too pretty to be in jail.” Snooki, we love you so much we want to be you for Halloween, but we’re guessing the jail cells in Seaside Heights, N.J. are full of ladies who look a lot like you!

Unemployment Has Never Looked So Good!: Former “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge’s future in reality TV might be uncertain – but her present is looking mighty fine! The brunette beauty was spotted in Bora Bora (as in Tahiti) over the weekend looking tanned, toned and very happy with new boyfriend Corey Bohan. Check out the duo taking a dip, HERE!

Katie Holmes & More Get “Romantic”!: Katie Holmes returns to the big screen in “The Romantics,” which debuted its trailer today and opens on September 10. Katie plays a maid of honor in this new drama, which also stars Josh Duhamel, Anna Paquin, Elijah Wood, Malin Akerman and Adam Brody. Check out it out, HERE! Katie will also star in “Don’t Be Afraid of The Dark,” which opens in Januray 2011.

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