ROLL CALL: Jeremy Piven Vs. Chris Kattan

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Jeremy Piven Vs. Chris Kattan: Jeremy Piven was so not laughing at Chris Kattan last week. The “SNL” alum, of “Mango” and “Gay Hitler” fame, reportedly joked with the “Entourage” star backstage at MTV’s “It’s On with Alexa Chung” on Thursday. “So, what are you here to promote, your Broadway play?” Chris allegedly said to Jeremy, according to The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, referring to his departure from Broadway’s “Speed The Plow” last December due to reported mercury poisoning. Jeremy, who was actually there promoting his new movie, “The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.” countered with, “Well, what are you here to promote? Mango?” Tensions then reportedly escalated with Jeremy shouting, “I’m getting sued for that s**t! It’s not funny!” He then slammed his dressing room door in Chris’ face. Jeremy’s camp played down the incident, while Chris camp confirmed the paper’s report. Someone needs to relax, and someone needs to think about mounting a Mango comeback!

Gaga Going Naked?!: After Lady Gaga appeared in a outfit made entirely of Kermit the Frogs and said her getup was a comment about not wearing fur, the people at PETA’s ears perked up. According to The New York Post’s Page Six, PETA head Dan Mathews has asked the singer to pose in the nude for the organization’s “Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad campaign. Gaga has yet to decide if she’ll go naked for the animals…but hasn’t she already been going nude for her entire career?

Jesus Luz On 1s and 2s!: Jesus Luz was first just a model and then he became Madonna’s boy toy – so naturally, celebrity DJ is next! According to Page Six, “[the Brazilian man candy] has his mind set on becoming a professional deejay,” a source told the paper. “Madonna and her friends are trying to get him established. He really wants to be more than just a model.” Apparently, qualifications to become a celebrity DJ are: hotness and nepotism.

Miley Does A Little Dance!: Hey Miley – we don’t mean to be prude, but seriously? A pole dance at the Teen Choice Awards? – Concerned, Roll Call.

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