ROLL CALL: 'Jersey Shore' Star Claims: 'I'm Really Smart'

Snooki, J-WOWWW and Sweetheart from MTV's 'Jersey Shore' Snooki, J-WOWWW and Sweetheart from MTV's 'Jersey Shore'

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

“Jersey Shore’s” Brain Power!: “Jersey Shore’s” Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola claims she’s not just about house music, dance battles and hottubbing with tanorexic meat heads – deep down she’s really just a smartie! “People watching the show wouldn’t expect me to be going to college,” she told E Online!. “I’m a student. I’m really smart. I’m artistic. I’m unique. They just see the party side.” Lucky for us we’ve never seen that side, nor do we ever need to! Keep doing what you’re doing “Sweetheart!”

More Hidden “Shore” Smarts?: Some other “Jersey Shore” smarties are poking fun at themselves in a new FunnyOrDie.com video – guess which one is really from England?! See “The Situation,” “Snooki” and “Pauly D” get all brainy about their new found fame, HERE! P.S. – next time hire an editor – this was cute, but way too long!

Pink Strips Carey!: Speaking of short and sweet – or maybe short and naughty, a YouTube video surfaced from Pink’s concert on Sunday night, which gave us a revealing glimpse into what it might be like in the bedroom of the singer and husband Carey Hart. See all the onstage debauchery HERE – don’t worry it’s just PG-13!

The Family That Furs Together: Attention forest animals: You can come out of hiding! Kate Hudson and Goldie Hawn have already selected their pelts for the season!

* And with that PETA approved jab, we bid farewell to 2009 with our last Roll Call of the year. We’re looking forward to 2010…a year hopefully free of words like “Gosselin,” “Tila” and “Pratt.” Happy Holidays from Roll Call and everyone at AccessHollywood.com!

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