ROLL CALL: Jessica Simpson Open To Finding A New Man Online

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Single High-Waisted Jeans Enthusiast Seeking Non-Boy Bander/QB For Dating: When you get thrown off the love horse, Jessica Simpson says; get right back up there! And the singing reality starlet told People on Tuesday that she’s not afraid to go online to find it! “I have to say I’ve never tried finding love online,” Jess told the mag. “I mean, anybody who can find love online, so be it.” But will Jess actually be logging on for love herself? “Maybe. Who knows?” she said. We recommend only meeting for coffee on the first date Jess and tell a friend where you’re going – or we guess the multiple bodyguards standing behind you will suffice.

Jon & Kate Booed!: Have Jon and Kate Gosselin finally and officially worn out their welcome? According to Us Weekly, the dueling reality parents were booed at Tuesday’s Fox Reality Channel’s Reality Awards when their nomination for Best Reality OMG Moment was announced. No word if the boos were coming from the Duggars.

In Your Face KC: A little moment every Team LC member will find joy in – Kristin Cavallari taking a water balloon to the face. Enjoy!

The Real “Real Housewife”: Oh Kim Zolciak, we can’t help but giggle when we hear the word, “real” while saying “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” We give you the “Best body that Big Poppa could buy” award!

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