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Justin Timberlake Does Jessica Simpson Drag: While hosting Wednesday night’s ESPY Awards, Justin Timberlake poked fun at Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo, suggesting the couple go by, “RoJo” or “Tessica,” while dressing up like both of them, Us Weekly reports. Justin also had a little fun at his own expense and joked about his controversial 2004 Super Bowl half-time show with Janet Jackson. “I wanted to be the only guy at a football game to get to second base!” he said.

Sienna Miller & Balthazar Getty “Humiliate” His Wife: Balthazar Getty’s wife, Rosetta, is reportedly not happy with how public Balthazar and Sienna Miller have been with their new relationship. “It’s humiliating,” a friend of Balthazar’s wife told People. “Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.” Well, to be fair, Sienna and Balthazar did leave the country too, but the paparazzi followed, nabbing almost-naked photos of them kissing.

Ashley Parker Angel Single Again: In more splitsville news, former boy-bander Ashley Parker Angel and model Tiffany Lynn will not be walking down the aisle, Us Weekly reports. “The two remain close friends as they raise their two-year old son Lyric together,” a rep for the singer told the mag in a statement. We’re guessing the singer / reality show star / Broadway actor will channel the heartbreak into a sensitive song with strumming guitars [or at least an episode of a future reality show].

Will Ferrell’s Parenting Tips: The always funny Will Ferrell had some interesting tips for fellow moms and dads at Tuesday’s premiere of “Step Brothers” in LA. “For me, talk to your children, at least once a week,” he joked with People. “If you’ve got time, do it two or three times a week. But otherwise, I find the times where I let weeks and weeks go by without talking to my children, that adds up.” Now we’re finally starting to understand all his videos with his daughter on FunnyorDie.com.

Seth Rogen & Jonah Hill Work The Crowd For A Laugh: In a rare comedy treat, funny guys Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill made a surprise appearance at the UCB Theater in Hollywood Wednesday night, where they both performed stand up comedy, Access Hollywood has learned. The “Superbad” duo was on hand to support the release of Doug Benson’s first CD, “Professional Humoredian.” The appearance marked Jonah’s first trip to the mic, while Seth hasn’t worked a crowd in years. A rep for Doug said the crowd was “thrilled” with their surprise appearance.

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