ROLL CALL: Kate Gosselin In Playboy? Not Over Hef's Dead Body!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Hef: Kate Is No Bunny!: Kate Gosselin might be EVERYWHERE – but she won’t be in the pages of Playboy – at least, not as long as Hugh Hefner is in charge! “No! No!” Hef told E! Online when asked if the mother of eight would ever be considered for a spread in the men’s mag. The old school ladies’ man even questioned why she’s on “Dancing with the Stars,” saying, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.”

Jason Castro Drops Song For Wife: Crystal Bowersox might be the current “It” dreadlocked “American Idol” contestant, but don’t forget about season seven’s Jason Castro! The laidback singing bro with the blue eyes and mellow jams is dropping a new song, “All Wrapped Up,” for his wife, Mandy Mayhall. The chilled out Castro told People that his new song is a “groovy” tune about “being lost in somebody.” Take a listen, HERE! (Warning: Castro’s extreme mellowness has been know to cause drowsiness and the inability to stay on task!)

Florida Town: ‘Hollywood Come Blow Up Our Bridge!’: The fine people of Clearwater, Florida would like Hollywood’s help – they want a movie director to blow up their decaying Friendship Trail Bridge, the St. Petersburg Times reported. The cost to repair the bridge is estimated at $13 million – but we’re pretty sure Michael Bay and Optimus Prime could do for it a lot cheaper!

Do Our Eyes Deceive Us?!: Quick! Look now! Katie Holmes was spotted smiling. We’re not sure how long it will last, or when we’ll see such a sight again! But, we’re glad to see a little sunshine from Katie. XOXO – Roll Call!

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