ROLL CALL: Katy Perry Learned Of Russell Brand's Divorce Plans Via Text Message

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are all smiles at the "Arthur" European premiere at Cineworld 02 Arena in London on April 19, 2011 Russell Brand and Katy Perry are all smiles at the

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If Only There Was A Divorce Emoji: When it came to ending his marriage to Katy Perry, Russell Brand let his fingers do the talking. “Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011,” Katy said in Vogue magazine’s July 2013 issue. Despite his less-than-confrontational split, the singer offered up some kind words for the British actor. “He’s a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him.” Katy also confessed that she’s still in love with John Mayer, who she dated following her divorce. “I was madly in love with him. I still am madly in love with him. All I can say about that relationship is that he’s got a beautiful mind. Beautiful mind, tortured soul. I do have to figure out why I am attracted to these broken birds.”

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Speaking Of John: Is John Mayer’s new song, “Paper Doll,” about Taylor Swift (who supposedly wrote “Dear John” for the singer)? Take a listen! Taylor or not, we’re loving that John enlisted the help of “Prancercise” creator Joanna Rohrback for the lyric video!

“Fat” Henry Cavill Surfaces: “Man of Steel” star Henry Cavill says he was a fat kid, and now photos of the actor in junior high school have surfaced. We’re thinking he looks far from fat and pretty much like most middle school kids.

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Where Has Courtney Stodden Been?: If you – like Roll Call – have been missing our favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden, fear not! She’s about to surface – with a new pair! The (famous for all the wrong reasons) personality told E! News that she went under knife for a breast augmentation. “My results are looking incredible and very sexy,” she told E! News. “Looking forward to slipping into a bikini… or out of it!”

-- Jesse Spero

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