ROLL CALL: Kelly Clarkson Names Her Pet Goat Billy Joel

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Does Kelly’s Goat Play The Piano?: Kelly Clarkson got a goat for Christmas… and that’s not even the weirdest part of this story! The singer named her horned friend after another singer. “That last picture is one of my Christmas presents an his name is Billy Joel ….he doesn’t like anyone else on the land but he loves me which is why I love him even more,” the singer wrote on her Facebook after posting a photo of her barnyard friend. But Kelly is not the only star with an odd name for their pet… find out which celebrity couple named their dog Martha Stewart in Access Hollywood’s Top Ten Stars With Unusual Pet Names gallery, HERE!

Eva’s Not Erasing Tony From Her Body!: Despite a Tuesday report that claimed Eva Longoria had lasered off a tattoo commemorating her wedding date to Tony Parker, the actress cleared up rumors on her Twitter. “Just so everyone knows i still have all my tattoos! Nothing is being removed, although i am always up for more tattoos!” Eva Tweeted. Maybe another tattoo will cover up her wedding date tattoo one day?

Did Lily Allen Secretly Get Hitched?: British singer Lily Allen is causing a stir with a photo on her blog which features an engagement ring and possible wedding band on her ring finger. The singer is engaged to Sam Cooper, but she played coy in her blog post, writing, “A girl cant do Manhattan sans manicure.” See ring in question, HERE!

“Teen Mom 2” Debuts!: Unleash the Momzilla! If you missed your daily dose of trash reality TV, Radar has just what you need – the worst (best?) part from last night’s premiere of MTV’s “Teen Mom 2.” Nothing says, “Happy Wednesday!” like a teen mom threatening to hit and “f***ing kill” her own mom. Click HERE to feel a whole lot better about your own life!

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