ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan: My Tea Did Not Set Off My SCRAM!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo Hearts Her Fermented Tea: Lindsay Lohan would like her Twitter followers to know that her love of Kombucha – a fermented tea – was not responsible for recently setting of her SCRAM alcohol-monitoring device. “kombucha was not the reason that my scram went off-i wouldn’t of been allowed to drink it if that were the problem.. i love kombucha,” Lindsay Tweeted on Monday. What else is Lindsay digging these days? “i love italian food,” she added in another Tweet. In case you’re keeping track – tea, pasta inane Tweets are high on LiLo’s must list.

Jon Gosselin’s Jinxed Ink?: Why not wear something as tacky as an Ed Hardy shirt forever?! In honor of Jon Gosselin’s reported “rebirth,” the Octo-dad got himself a massive back tattoo of a dragon – and according to Us Weekly, the tat includes the name of his new 23-year-old girlfriend written in Korean. Jon’s new ink also includes a blank scroll, which we can only assume is space for the names of future ex-girlfriends or more kids! See Jon’s classy body art, HERE!

Gordon Ramsay Caught Enjoying The Sights: “Hell’s Kitchen” star Gordon Ramsay was spotted with his wife in St. Tropez on Monday, but the chef appeared to be more interested in a different tanned lovely (well, lovely to someone we only imagine!) See the apple-bottom of Gordon’s eye, HERE!

“Potter” Trailer Drops!: Hold on to your wands – the first official full trailer for “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1” has dropped and AccessHollywood.com has it! We’re happier than Lord Voldermort at a black sheet sale to see all the magic return, Check it out, HERE!

Copyright 2014 by NBC Universal, Inc. All rights reserved.
This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.