ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan Not Making Bags For Ed Hardy

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo Won’t Drop Hardy Bags!: Jon Gosselin – known for his love of bejeweled shirts – might have a new gift for future girlfriends, but it won’t be designed by Lindsay Lohan for Ed Hardy. Despite a report from E! Online on Tuesday, Lindsay is not designing for the brand. “fyi….. i am NOT designing for Ed Hardy… JUST 6126 (my line),” she Tweeted on Tuesday night.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Dropped: It appears even the Angry White Girl fashion line has it’s limits. According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee – the woman who claims she had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband, Jesse James – has been dropped as a model after photos of her sporting Nazi gear surfaced. “She told me she’d do it for free clothes, although it seems she rarely wears any,” label head Jimmy Ferrari told the paper. “While the name for my fashion line is politically incorrect, it has no links to racism or fascism or white supremacy. Nor does it endorse such nonsense. I have fired her and taken all her pictures off my Web site.” Phew… we were beginning to worry that the folks at Angry White Girl lacked taste.

JLove Not So Angry: Jennifer Love Hewitt might be single again, but she’s not throwing herself a pity party for one! “It’s fine. Everyone’s a grown-up. It just is what it is,” she told USA Today. “It’s what life handed me, and I’m OK with it. I know wholeheartedly that I’m a really good partner. I think I’m a really good girlfriend, and I think that I could be a really good wife. I know that I love being able to give my love out to someone. I know there is somebody great out there for me.” Girl, find a picture of a man (might we suggest “Thor’s” Chris Hemsworth) and put him on your vision board and it will all be OK! Or, if you need a pick me up, just call up your vagazzler!

Poor Becks: Soccer super star David Beckham has seen better days! The poor guy was seen hobbling through a London airport on Tuesday with double crutches after tearing his left Achilles tendon earlier this month. We know you’re probably not in the best of spirits right now Becks, but maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt has the number for a mangazzler? Just saying…

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