ROLL CALL: Lindsay Lohan Packs The Heat

Lindsay Lohan seen in a photo posted on TwitPic on April 29, 2010 Lindsay Lohan seen in a photo posted on TwitPic on April 29, 2010

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

LiLo Got Gat: When the world is watching you spiral – why not Tweet a photo of yourself with a gun pressed against your lips?! That’s exactly what Lindsay Lohan did on Wednesday, writing, " @tylershields DOES IT AGAIN! it’s ALL happening,” and posted a photo taken by photographer Tyler Shields. LiLo also continued her marathon of late nights out, hitting up Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood until 5 AM, TMZ reported. She also slammed ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson on Twitter writing, “tired of @samantharonson Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I’ve ever done is fall for a girl.”

Pauly D Stocks Up: “Jersey Shore’s” Pauly D was spotted by TMZ stocking up on a few necessities (a shopping basket full of magnum condoms) before he headed to Miami for filming of the second season of his hit MTV show. We’re glad that he’s acting responsibly, but isn’t his basket a little too full – even for him? Doing the math in our heads, we’re not quite sure how he’ll be able to use all this product and still GTL?

Did Audrina Patridge Go Under The Knife To Help Her Career?: Did “The Hills’” Audrina Patridge pull a Heidi Montag? According to Us Weekly, the reality starlet and aspiring movie star, “feels she has to be perfect to continue her career in TV and film,” and reportedly got breast implants. “She thinks she has a banging body,” a friend told the mag, while another added, “She’s confident in her looks. I don’t think she’ll get more surgery.” We’d like to point out that her last movie, “Sorority Row,” only made a paltry $11.9 million at the box office, less than it cost to make. Maybe she should invest in an acting coach instead?

The Women Of NYC Have Something To Celebrate!: Not to kick a reality show dad when he’s down, but we’d like to let the club-going/Ed Hardy-loving women of New York City know that it appears Jon Gosselin has officially left the Big Apple! Radar Online spotted the Octo-dad moving himself into an apartment in Reading, Penn. Jon, we know times are tough, but really… trash bags? Couldn’t you have had your eight eights help you find some cardboard boxes?

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