By Jesse Spero

LOS ANGELES, Calif. --

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Wahlberg’s Funky Bunch Is Growing: Mark Wahlberg and fiancée Rhea Durham are expecting a third child this fall, OK! Magazine reports. “Mark is thrilled to be having another baby,” a friend of Mark’s told the mag. “He is an amazing dad, and his two children are his world. He always used to joke about wanting at least a dozen kids, but it looks like he wasn’t joking after all.” Mark and Rhea are keeping mum on the baby news, but according to OK!, Mark has reportedly told friends it will be a boy.

Paris & Benji’s Milestone: Some said it would never last, but two months in, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are going strong. The couple just celebrated their two-month anniversary, People reports. “I made dinner and we watched movies,” Paris told People of their two-month mark. “And then my girlfriend had a birthday party so we played laser tag – it was really cool.” Because nothing says two months of bliss like chasing around your significant other with a laser gun.

A Jonas Brother Crushes On Hermione: While appearing on “Yo on E!,” Joe Jonas admitted having a crush on “Harry Potter” resident cutie, Hermione. When Joe was asked if any of the brothers were dating, he replied, “Not, not yet, unfortunately.” But, he said, there are some people that he didn’t mind if people speculated he was dating. “There’s a few people that we would like to be gossiped about. That’d be nice. “I’ve always had a crush on Emma Watson!” Emma, you’ve got a head start on millions of other girls — we suggest starting to text him – now!

‘Semi-Pro"Grizzly Bear Attacks: In cautionary news to actors everywhere who work with wild animals, the grizzly bear who wrestled Will Ferrell’s character in “Semi-Pro” unexpectedly killed its trainer Tuesday, The Associated Press reports. Pepper spray was used to subdue Rocky the grizzly bear after the attack. It is not known if the bear will be euthanized.

A Real Life ‘Sarah Marshall’ Fights Back: When billboards for the latest Judd Apatow comedy sprang up around the country which read, “My Mother Always Hated You, Sarah Marshall,” and, “You Do Look Fat In Those Jeans, Sarah Marshall,” a real life Sarah Marshall in Greenfield, Mass. was not laughing along. “I was shocked to see all the billboards and posters that hated against me and people with my name. It’s just so bizarre,” the film’s namesake told Fancast.com. But this real life Sarah Marshall fought back, making signs stating, “You Suck Judd Apatow,” and has created “The Marshall Plan,” which aims to unite all the Sarah Marshalls of the world. Watch out Judd & Jason!

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