ROLL CALL: Natalie Portman's 'Your Highness' Boycotted By Self-Proclaimed Warlock

Natalie Portman in Universal Pictures' "Your Highness" - 2011 Natalie Portman in Universal Pictures' "Your Highness" - 2011

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Natalie Portman Is Not Casting A Spell On Warlocks: In some non-Charlie Sheen warlock news, self-proclaimed warlock Christian Day (who lives in Salem, Mass., we kid you not!) is taking aim at Natalie Portman’s new movie, “Your Highness.” Christian tells TMZ that the movie is an “assault on taste” for the storyline about a warlock character “who hopes to deflower helpless virgins and rule the world” Adding, “Hollywood continues to cast Witches and Warlocks as negative roles when we’re the good guys and gals! I hope people boycott this movie and movies like it so that Hollywood is inspired to release more positive films about Witches and Warlocks.” Oh Christian, to quote “Harry Potter’s” Voldermort, “Avada Kedavra!”

The Situation’s New Ride!: Just a day after reports surfaced that the cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” are each pulling in a whopping $100,000 an episode for Season 4, The Situation was spotted test driving a red Ferrari. The F430 Spider reportedly costs around $200,000 – or about two hours of screen time for The Sitch! Check out his possible new ride, HERE!

Kate Shows Off Her Baby Bump!: Kate Hudson wasn’t shy about her growing baby bump while in Brazil with her baby daddy Matt Bellamy of Muse. The 31-year-old actress was spotted in a see-through caftan and bikini in the beachside city of Paraty. Check out Kate, HERE!

A ScarJo Bump On The Run?: Speaking of things that might be growing, Scarlett Johansson went on a jog with Sean Penn and Owen Wilson in Malibu, Calif. on Sunday (no, this isn’t the start of a bad joke) and sent the Internet gossip blog world into a frenzy with photos some are saying show a fuller figure for the usually toned and lean actress. Hmmm, a recently single actress spotted consistently with a new male actor and now with a possible bump… see the photos HERE! Late Tuesday moring, a rep for the actress told Us Weekly, “Scarlett is not pregnant… She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading. She’s been training for The Avengers for over 4 months and is in the best shape of her life.”

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