ROLL CALL: Reese & Jake Not Engaged

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Reese & Jake Still Not Engaged: The world is hungry for a new celeb couple to walk down the aisle, but it won’t be Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal — not yet, at least. “They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports,” reps for the couple told People, after reports surfaced that the couple was getting hitched this winter. That’s OK by us, as we still haven’t decided on a celeb nickname for the couple. Witherhaal? Gyllenspoon?

‘Hairspray’ Star Defends Nikki Blonsky Following Airport Brawl: Brittany Snow was as surprised as the rest of us when we heard about Nikki Blonsky’s airport brawl with former “Top Model” contestant Bianca Golden on Friday. “Nikki is one of my really dear friends, and she’s not a person that I would ever expect to have that controversy … surrounding her,” Brittany told People. “I really hope the best for her, because … she’s one of the sweetest girls I’ve ever met, so I just hope it works out – and it will, because she’s a good person, and good things happen to good people.” Apparently cat fights with aspiring models from reality shows also happen!

Miley The Babysitter: In case this whole singing and acting thing doesn’t work out, Miley is spreading the word that she’s available for babysitting. “I just met your beautiful wife backstage,” Miley told Pete Wentz at a Friday taping of “F’N MTV,” Us Weekly reports. “I worship her,” Miley gushed. “I’ll baby sit!” We wonder what her rates are?

Fergie Goes Gah Gah For Miley: ‘Tweens aren’t the only ones who go crazy for Miley Cyrus. During Miley’s opening number of “7 Things” at the Teen Choice Awards Sunday, Miley gave audience member Fergie a rose, People reports. Fergie couldn’t contain her inner-Miley mania and began jumping up and down with the rest of the crowd. Hey, she’s just being a Miley fan too!

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