ROLL CALL: Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner Swapping Spit?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans!

Vamps & Wolves Getting All Up In Each Other’s Fanged Grills: Twi-Hards, hold on to your plastic fangs and well-worn paperbacks – Taylor Lautner says he and Robert Pattinson have swapped spit! “[Robert and I were] always like an inch away from each other’s faces, screaming at each other, spitting at each other in the face. It gets a little awkward,” Taylor recently told People. “Not anything super dramatic, but I’m sure he caught a couple splats.” No word if RPattz is selling Taylor’s “splats” on eBay.

Kim Kardashian Gets Waxed: Ever wonder what a waxed Kim Kardashian would look like? The reality starlet gave her fans a sneak peek at her waxed head, which is being crafted by Madame Tussauds. “This is one of the greatest honors ever,” Kim said of her waxy doppelganger… oh Kim, always aiming high!

The Situation Eats His Abs: Speaking of semi-famous people that we just can’t seem to quit, “Jersey Shore’s” Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino celebrated his upcoming 28th birthday just like any good self-involved reality star would – by eating a cake made to look like his tanned and toned torso. See The Situation’s ab-tastic birthday cake – which eerily did not include a head – HERE!

Wonder Woman Finally Puts Some Pants On!: After 69 years of kicking bad guy butt in a skirt and bikini bottom – Wonder Woman gets a makeover – and has found some pants to wear. Fear not fanboys! Her new costume is still skintight and includes plenty of Amazonian cleavage! See Wonder Woman’s new look, HERE!

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