ROLL CALL: Snooki Calls Out The Situation's 'Dancing' & Fist Pumping Skills

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Snooki Puts The Situation On Blast!: Who is best dancer in the “Jersey Shore” house? According to Snooki, it’s not The Situation! “I feel bad for him, he can’t dance. He’ll humiliate himself,” the pint-sized reality star told FOX News’ Pop Tarts when asked about The Situation, who is competing this season on “Dancing with the Stars.” “He can’t even do a fist pump correctly, so I don’t even know what he’s doing.” Snooki is usually a nice shade of nuclear waste orange – but is it possible that she’s turning green with envy over her co-star’s new high profile gig?

Kat Von D’s “Speed” Tattoo!?!?: Kat Von D reportedly had a connection with Sandra Bullock long before she started dating her ex-husband Jesse James. According to TMZ, the tattoo artist reportedly inked a customer – who was a hardcore fan of “Speed” – with a portrait of the actress back in 2001. No word if Kat was ever asked to do a “While You Were Sleeping” or a “Hope Floats” tat! See the 2001 Sandra chest tattoo, HERE!

Heidi’s (Planned?) Wardrobe Malfunction: Heidi Montag appeared to enjoy her time in Costa Rica last week, except for when she was frolicking in the waves and her top came off… and the paparazzi just happened to be there to catch the whole incident. No word if this was just another stunt by Heidi, but check out the force of the waves in Costa Rica, HERE! (Warning: complete loss of self-respect ahead!)

Orlando Goes Retro Again!: We love Orlando Bloom more than Gollum loved that ring, but does he ever not do a movie that requires him to wear a cape, a pair of pantaloons or a tunic? Would it kill him to wear jeans and a t-shirt on the big screen? Check out Orlando all suited up for his new role in “The Three Musketeers,” HERE!

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