ROLL CALL: Snooki - 'I'm Not Going To Get Married!'

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

No Wedding Bells For Snooki For Now!: Despite a marriage proposal on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine from boyfriend Jeff Miranda, “Jersey Shore” star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi won’t be shopping for wedding gowns just yet. “Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!” the self-tanning reality cherub Tweeted on Tuesday. Cue the celebratory first pumps from the all the single juiced up gorillas of Seaside Heights – and while we’re on the subject, just we wonder just how exactly will Snooki find a veil big enough to cover her trademark poof when the day finally does arrive?

Anne’s Chop!: Following in the footsteps of Emma Watson, Hayden Panettiere and Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway has chopped off her long locks. The actress was spotted on the set of her upcoming movie, “One Day” in Paris on Monday debuting her new coif. Sound off below — is Anne’s new cut a fab new ‘do or major hair don’t?

Heidi & Spencer Are Going To The Dogs: It appears that Spencer Pratt is taking styling (and grooming) tips from his dogs. The former reality star was spotted by TMZ in Costa Rica on Monday looking rather ragged, in what appears to be an exchange of the couple’s dogs. Estranged wife Heidi Montag was also spotted with a bandaged nose, no word if she’s gone under the knife yet again – but judging from her past antics, nothing would shock us at this point (except maybe if they went away forever).

“Real Housewives” Showdown!: In case you missed it, the first part of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion aired last night on Bravo and it was a major unleashing of claws, allegations and expletives! See the best moment, HERE – and pay special attention to our favorite part at the 3:28 mark – what exactly is that noise that is unleashed from Teresa Giudice’s mouth – and who do we have to talk to about it being our new ringtone!?
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-2/videos/teresa-attacks

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