ROLL CALL: Spencer Pratt Says LC Can't Compete With 'Jersey Shore'

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Spencer Vs. LC!: Reports that Lauren Conrad will return for 12 more episodes of “The Hills” sent Spencer Pratt into a downward Twitter spiral on Monday. He launched an unwarranted series of written lashings on his former reality co-star.” is it true that you want back to the hills. Nobody cared about you the first round or second. What about your boyfriend u pay?… isn’t your boyfriend your paying to date you Kyle Howard from Orange county film. That’s cute your both in way from the OC… does your boyfriend mr serious actor know that his late night sugar mama boot call is going back to the hills!? Desperate?” Spencer wrote in a series of Tweets. Apparently, Spencer doesn’t think Lauren can compete with MTV latest reality series hit. “what don’t you do a show abbot you trying to be entertaining? You can’t compete against snookie and situation ha! U are boring,” he continued. “stop trying to get famous you haven’t been relevant since laguna beach. You need ghost writers pretend you can spell or read.” Said the guy who was nobody before “The Hills” came along – and the guy who’s Tweets are full of spelling errors.

“Shore” Guys Keeping Score!: The guys from “Jersey Shore” are keeping it extra classy while in Miami. According to Radar Online, ab-tastic self-described guidos have a scoreboard of their conquests in their Miami house. “Mike, Pauly D, and Vinny are getting so many girls that they’ve started keeping a scoreboard at the house,” a source close to the cast claimed. “They’re being followed constantly by an entourage of women… These guys are bringing home 3 and 4 girls each.” No word how many of these women are actually grenades.

Liza Rocks Out With New Knee In ‘SATC2’: Liza Minnelli promises her cameo in the upcoming “Sex and The City 2” will rock your world – thanks in part to her rocking new knee! “[It] was so much fun! It’s a wonderful number. We had a blast,” she recently told Us Weekly. The entertainment legend said her spot would surprise audiences. “It’s rock and roll. Everything is moving!” the 64-year-old said. “And I just got a whole new knee, so I can promise you everything is moving!”

Gwyneth’s Shorts? Chic Or Shabby?: Gwyneth Paltrow showed up at the “Iron Man 2” premiere in Hollywood on Monday night rocking a shorts suit. Tell us what you think! Do her stems look fierce in the short ensemble? Or, is this a red carpet bomb that Tony Stark needs to destroy? VOTE HERE!

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