ROLL CALL: Teen Bride Courtney Stodden Explains Pumpkin Patch Fiasco; 51-Year-Old Husband Dubs Her 'Pumpkin Patch Princess'

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Teen Bride Explains Why She Ruined A Pumpkin Patch For The Kids: Everyone’s favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden, 17, and actor husband Doug Hutchison, 51, stopped by “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” on Wednesday to give the world the lowdown on their recent pumpkin patch fiasco that got the May-December couple booted from the grounds of a patch in Los Angeles. Doug told Dr. Drew, “A lot of the kids thought she was like this pumpkin patch princess.” But it appears a lot more of the kids and their “concerned moms” disagreed and asked the owner to have the couple removed. As for Courtney’s take on the “concerned moms” who complained about her attire, she told Dr. Drew, “And their cleavage was hanging out quite a bit!” Kudos to Dr. Drew for being able to keep a straight face during this strange exchange we think is an interview? Let’s hope Courtney and Doug stay inside on October 31 and not ruin Halloween for the kids even more. (Radar Online posted a pic of Courtney approximately three years ago – see it HERE – where she appears much less menacing to “concerned moms” and much more pumpkin patch friendly.)

Depp Vs. Gervais: Johnny Depp appears to still be a little miffed over the jokes that Ricky Gervais made about him at The Golden Globe Awards earlier this year. Check out Johnny’s funny take on the whole situation, HERE!

Tom Deserves Every Cent!: We’re not exactly sure how much Tom Cruise made for the upcoming “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” (we’re guessing a whole lot!), but after seeing this behind-the-scenes footage of the actor doing his own stuns, we’re thinking he deserves even more! Check out Tom leaping, climbing and running on the Burj Khalifa (the tallest building in the world) in Dubai, HERE! The new “Mission: Impossible” hits theaters on December 21.

Lindsay’s Other Million Dollar Offer: Lindsay Lohan reportedly asked for $1 million to pose for her recent spread in Playboy and now the headline-making actress is getting another big payday offer. However, this business venture would be a whole new level of LiLo craziness if she were to accept. Find out all the racy details, HERE! Don’t do it Lindsay!

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