ROLL CALL: Tila Tequila's Naked Online Tirade

Tila Tequila arrives at the White Party hosted by Sean 'Diddy' Combs and Ashton Kutcher to help raise awareness for Malaria No More, Los Angeles, July 4, 2009 Tila Tequila arrives at the White Party hosted by Sean 'Diddy' Combs and Ashton Kutcher to help raise awareness for Malaria No More, Los Angeles, July 4, 2009

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Tila Unleashed!: Reality star Tila Tequila might need a little reality check of her own. According to TMZ, Tila stripped down naked and began broadcasting an incoherent rambling tirade on her uStream account on Thursday. Some topics that she covered on her nude online soapbox included personal hygiene and San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, whom she called a “woman beater.” “People call me an attention whore … or whatever… but excuse me, I’m a grown-ass woman and I’m confident in myself… I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing… that’s why I’m a lesbian… I was born naked… anybody who is against that is gay and in denial,” Tila reportedly said during the waste of Internet bandwidth. Could someone please cancel this hot mess’ DSL service immediately?

New Couple Alert?!: Are “Hills” hottie Audrina Patridge and “Glee” guy Mark Salling making sweet semi-script choral music together? According to Us Weekly, the duo “were joined at the hip” at Thursday’s Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party at new LA celeb haunt Voyeur (we’re already coming up with names… Patring… Sallidge… AudGLEEna). They both reportedly left the party around 11 PM with their respective entourages in tow and their cars reportedly followed one another. And we can only assume that Kristin Cavallari is about to swoop in and try to snatch up Mark – or at least, that’s what “The Hills” writers are telling her to do.

New UnCouple Alert?!: Despite persistent rumors that “True Blood” star Alexander Skarsgard is linked to Kate Bosworth, Hollywood’s other hottest vampire (yes, there are other vampires in this town besides Robert Pattinson) told Radar he is single. “I’m not dating anyone, those are just rumors,” he said when asked about his relationship status. But, are there any special women in his life? “My mom and my sister,” he told Radar Online at Wednesday night’s GQ Men of the Year party at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood. Mind you, Kate and Alex were spotted at the party together — see them, HERE!

Megan Fox Is One Cold Lady: It must be winter in LA, starlets are all bundled up in long scarves, jackets and boots – to go to an indoor mall. Be well and stay warm Megan Fox, XOXO – Roll Call!

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