ROLL CALL: Whitney Port Claims To Have Never Eaten Pasta

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans!

Whitney Port: No Pasta For Me!: “The City” star Whitney Port has reportedly taken the no carbs trend to a whole new level. According to Us Weekly, the reality star/designer is not a fan of Italian food – at least anything with a noodle in it. “I’ve never eaten pasta,” Whitney told the mag. Other Whitney fun facts include, “I have solo dance parties in my bedroom every day… I play hide-and-seek with the unwanted ‘pet’ mouse in my house. I call him Danger… I’m a loner and am totally fine with it.” Not to be judgey Whit, but it sounds like you need an exterminator and maybe a date!

Michael Lohan Goes For Ribs After LiLo’s Day In Court: Lindsay Lohan’s day in court on Tuesday appeared to have stirred up a hunger in her dad, Michael Lohan, that could only be filled with a feast of ribs. According to TMZ, MiLo was spotted at Saddle Ranch in Hollywood for the “All-You-Can-Eat Rib Night,” following his daughter being sentenced to 90 days in jail. He was reportedly planning on calling LiLo from inside the restaurant – an establishment that features a mechanical bull and is usually blasting loud music. No word if LiLo took his call or how many ribs he enjoyed.

Carrie Prejean Shows Off What She Doesn’t Want For Everyone!: The first photo of controversial former beauty queen and anti-marriage equality champion Carrie Prejean has surfaced on E! Online. We can’t help but wonder if this photo would be possible without the help and talent of at least a few people that Carrie doesn’t think should be able to marry also.

Bruce Willis Unleashes “The Manliest Scent In The World”: We thought we’d seen the best cologne ever in “Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy” when Paul Rudd’s character wears “Sex Panter,” but Bruce Willis might have just topped the fictitious movie cologne with his new self titled scent. “I personally feel that the new Bruce Willis fragrance is the manliest scent in the world,” Tilo Ploger, the COO of the German beauty company releasing the actor’s scent, said in a release, BoingBoing.com reported. The “manliest” man scent reportedly contains notes of grapefruit, pepper, and vetiver – because we can’t think of anything manlier than the smell of wild grass with touches of spice and citrus!

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