Roseanne Barr Sounds Off On Aging, Marriage & 'Twittering Idiots!'

Roseanne Barr promotes her book "Roseannearchy" at Borders Columbus Circle in NYC on January 6, 2011 Roseanne Barr promotes her book "Roseannearchy" at Borders Columbus Circle in NYC on January 6, 2011

Roseanne Barr is back!

The outspoken comedienne is making her return to the spotlight with a new book, “Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm,” a new gray ‘do and a laundry list of hilarious revelations — including the brash advice she imparts to her grandchildren.

“I have five grandsons,” Roseanne told Access on Thursday at a book signing in NYC. “I hope I’m alive when my grandchildren get married, but even more important and better than that, I hope my grandchildren never get married and I tell them that.

“Don’t ever get married. It’s no good,” she added. “It’s a stupid idea and whatever you do, I tell them, ‘Never have children — it’ll just ruin your lives.’”

In addition to her acrimonious feelings toward matrimony, the 58-year-old former actress also “dislikes” Facebook.

“My family had to remove [Facebook] out of my hands. I couldn’t stop. I was able to break the addiction, although it was a real hard cold turkey,” Roseanne told Access. “Once I realized that I just went on Facebook because I want everyone to listen to me and then one day I was like, ‘They want me to listen to them!’ And I was like, ‘I don’t want to be on here ‘cause I don’t care about anybody but myself!’

“So then I was able to break free,” she laughed. “I did Twitter, but I stopped doing that because people were a bunch of Twittering idiots.”

Roseanne revealed she may return to TV – but only her terms.

“I do want to be back on TV,” Roseanne told Access. “If anyone can figure out how to get me on there where I don’t have to talk to anybody wearing a suit, I would do it.”

Get your full dose of Roseanne’s antics by picking up a copy her new book, available in stores now.

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