November 14, 2008
By Laura Saltman
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
From a ‘Gossip Girl’s’ devestation at her mom’s choice for a new boyfriend, to a mothers ultimate insult on “Brothers and Sisters”… our Dish of Salt, Laura Saltman, counts down the Top Ten TV Quotes of the week.
What had Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon calling “30 Rock” guest star Jennifer Aniston promiscuous? The details inside.
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November 07, 2008
By Laura Saltman
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
It’s the first full week of Sweeps and that means plenty of dialogue to choose from for my favorite quotes this week.
#10 — “I’ve never executed a diaper change before. Of course, how hard can it be? You just unfastened these things then lay back with your legs in the air and let nature do the rest.” -- FOX’s “Family Guy”
Stewie Griffin trying to change his own diaper after his family goes on a vacation and accidentally leaves him home alone.
#9 -- “They should say revenge is best served a la commode.” -- HBO’s “Entourage”
Johnny Drama to Turtle after Drama does a number two in Jason Patric’s trailer as revenge for him stealing all of Vince’s lines while filming “Smoke Jumpers.”
See the rest of this week’s quotes inside!
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October 31, 2008
October came to and end with a great week of television. I have scoured the channels for the funniest, silliest, most engaging, most dramatic or compelling dialogue on TV this week. Here are the Dish’s picks for the Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week!
#10 — “Geez Edie are we going for drinks or a mammogram?” — ABC’s “Desperate Housewives”
Karen McClusky to Edie Britt when she sees the very revealing, cleavage enhanced outfit she is wearing for a night out on the town.
#9 — “Uh, have you seen ‘The Secret of My Success’?”
-- F/X’s ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.”
Mac explaining how he plans to climb the corporate ladder to Charlie Kelly
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October 31, 2008
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
With Oscar season contenders and holiday blockbusters on the way, 2008 is still far from over, but according to MovieTickets.com, many people are already looking forward to next year’s films.
MovieTickets.com reportedly did a survey of 4,000 movie fans that bought tickets from its site for their most anticipated films, and the results are in. The most popular pick was “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” — read on for the rest!
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October 30, 2008
By Laura Saltman
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
In honor of the return of “30 Rock” tonight, I’ve chosen my favorite quotes from the Season Three season premiere. Sure, it hasn’t aired yet, but if you’re like me and can’t wait until tonight, then you can watch it right now on Hulu.com! It’s no surprise the top three best lines in the show all come from recurring guest star Will Arnett.
#10 — “Infertility or other?”
Adoption case worker Bev asking Liz Lemon why she has chosen to adopt.
#9 — “Well I first met Liz in 1993, she was fresh out of college and I had just broken up with O.J. Simpson. And can I just say something. Total gentleman.”
A clueless Jenna Maroney to the adoption case worker.
More LOL quotes… inside!
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October 24, 2008
By Laura Saltman
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
With the Fall TV season in full swing, my friends and I have scoured the channels for the funniest, silliest, most engaging, dramatic or compelling dialogue on TV this week. Here are the Dish’s picks for the Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week!
#10 — “Don’t talk to me like I’m a child. Now take me to return my “Star Wars” sheets!”
— CBS’s “The Big Bang Theory”
Twenty-something nerd Sheldon Cooper to roommate Leonard when he learns his friend can no longer drive him to work and help him run errands.
#9 — “Wake up! Play dates were invented by mothers for this exact purpose. Shopping. Sex. Drinking in the afternoon. Play dates make all these things possible!”
— ABC’s “Desperate Housewives”
Gabby Solis explaining to her husband Carlos why it’s important to get their daughter, Juanita, into a play date group.
#8 — “Seriously kids: never invite an ex to your wedding!”
— CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother”
Narrator Ted Mosby, from the future, at the end of the episode, after its revealed his fiancé Stella ditched Ted on their wedding day to go back to her ex, Tony, her daughter’s father.
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October 23, 2008
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
He’s known for legendary movie characters, including Indiana Jones, Han Solo and Jack Ryan. But it’s Harrison Ford’s role as the President of the United States in “Air Force One” that has America ready to elect Ford to the White House.
In a poll conducted by AOL’s Moviefone.com earlier this week, Ford was voted the Best Movie President for his turn as President James Marshall in the 1997 political action film, taking home 24 percent of the more than 1.1 million votes.
Who else cracked the big screen presidential top ten?
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October 17, 2008
By Laura Saltman
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
With the Fall TV season in full swing, my friends, and I have scoured the channels for the funniest, silliest, most engaging, dramatic or compelling dialogue on TV this week. Here are the Dish’s picks for the Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week!
#10 -- “Father I wish to stay here to serve. If this is not thy will then drop me a line.”
- ABC’s “Pushing Daisies”
Olive Snook, still hiding out at the convent, saying a prayer. Seconds later a nun drops dead in front of her.
#9 -- “He never stops moving. It’s like dating the bus from ‘Speed.’”
- CBS’s “The Ex-List”
Bella Bloom telling her sister about dating one of her formerly lazy ex-boyfriends who is now into extreme sports.
#8 -- “Well that’s what I get for skimming the Evite.”
- CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother”
Barney Stinson upon learning that the party he is attending is in fact an intervention for a friend for whom he has just brought a bottle of alcohol.
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October 10, 2008
By Laura Saltman
LOS ANGELES, Calif.
With the Fall TV season back in full swing my friends and I have scoured the channels for the funniest, silliest, most engaging, dramatic or compelling dialogue on TV this week. Here are the Dish’s picks for the Top Ten TV Quotes Of The Week!
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