#10 — “Well, that about sums it up.”
— ABC’s “Brothers and Sisters”
Justin Walker to Nora Walker and her date “Elton” (actually George Lafferty) after she goes on and on to “Elton” about all of her son Tommy’s accomplishments and then introduces Justin like this: “and this is my son Justin.”
#9 — “Remember, we are girls. So, we have the right to be fierce!”
— MTV’s “Made”
Former “America’s Next Top Model” winner Jaslene Gonzales to the wannabe models.
#8 – “She is like a human Macarena, something everyone did at parties in 1996.”
— NBC’s “30 Rock”
Liz Lemon to Jack Donaghy about her old promiscuous roommate Claire Harper (played by guest star Jennifer Aniston)
#7 — “No part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110 percent. If one of my little Michael Phelps’ got loose he is swimming for the gold!”
— CBS’s “How I Met Your Mother”
Barney Stinson to Lily, Marshall and Ted after he learns he might have gotten someone pregnant.
#6 — “I’m Peter Griffin and I am the Greatest American Hero. My special power is being somehow memorable after a very short run on TV.”
— FOX’s “Family Guy”
Peter Griffin pretending he is a super hero.
#5 — “When your parents are gone you’re an orphan. A spouse dies you are a widow or widower but when you lose your baby… there is no word for that.”
— NBC’s “ER”
Dr. Cate Banfield’s (Angela Bassett) heartbreaking admission to Dr. Archie Morris (Scott Grimes) that she had a five-year-old son who died in the ER at Cook County General.
#4 — “Shut the F*!& Up!”
— HBO’s “True Blood”
Sookie Stackhouse’s shocked reaction when she learns that Sam Merlotte is a shape shifter who can take on the form of a dog, amongst other things.
#3 — “Ok just so you know I’m going hunting later. Feel free to walk in front of my gun.”
— ABC’s “Ugly Betty”
Wilhelmina Slater to rival Claire Meade at a Mode Publications retreat in the woods.
#2 — “I have always been intrigued by all things international. The women, the pancakes, the man of mystery.”
— NBC’s “The Office”
Michael Scott explaining to the cameras that his boss is sending him on an “international” business trip to Ca-NAH-da (aka: Winnepeg, Canada).
#1 — “I expected Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!”
— CW’s “Gossip Girl”
Blair Waldorf on her mom Eleanor’s new vertically challenged boyfriend Cyrus Rose (played by actor Wallace Shawn)
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