‘Goonies’ House Owner To Fans: No More Truffle Shuffle On My Lawn!

“Goonies never say die,” but when it comes to visiting the house where the famed 1985 film was shot in Astoria, Oregon, it’s all kinds of One-Eyed Willy!

According to The Independent, the owner of the home that was used in the ’80s film was like, “Hey you guys,” no more truffle shuffling on my lawn!

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The home, which is now covered in blue tarps and has its road closed, reportedly attracts upwards of 1,500 visitors a day, some of whom were leaving their “booty traps” on the premises.

“Imagine that you buy a house, fix it up, spend money, time and love. Then the city of Astoria encourages 100,000’s of people to come and stand in front and view it. This driveway (maintained by homeowners) sees 1,000+ people every day. Most are kind, fun and welcome, but many are not,” a sign near the “Goonies” home reads – a message that has left us feeling beyond “B flat.”

No word if while penning the letter, the owner muttered in her best Mama Fratelli voice, “Kids suck.”

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There really is no better way to sum up our feelings about this devastating news than the sage words of a young Sean Astin’s Mikey:

“The next time you see sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what’s right for them. Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.”

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The “Goonies” home might be closed, but we’re never riding up Troy’s bucket!

— Jesse Spero

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