LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian’s PDA-Filled Night Amid Split Rumors (Roll Call)

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Well, Their Mingling Tongues Sure Aren’t Breaking Up!: LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian might be in the midst of a split rumor storm, but their body language on the red carpet on Tuesday night, at “The Best Man Holiday” premiere, would say otherwise! The couple stepped out at the event and were all kinds of handsy – and tonguesy – (we’ve spared you from the tongue pics). But please enjoy this pic of LeAnn and Eddie, where it seems as though he’s performing The Heimlich maneuver on her.

In Other Things That Might Make You Gag: It’s official, Doug Hutchison and teen bride Courtney Stodden have called it quits. The 53-year-old actor and the 19-year-old are “legally separated,” their rep said in a statement to The Daily Mail. “After two and a half years of marriage, Courtney and Doug have decided to become legally separated. Courtney was married at a young age. Now, at nineteen, she’s interested in exploring life as an unmarried single young adult – with the freedom to explore her independence,” the statement read. But don’t worry, the couple will share custody of their dog. “Doug supports Courtney 100 percent. The two will share custody of their precious pup, Dourtney, remain living in the same house [for now] in separate bedrooms, and Doug will be co-managing Courtney’s career,” the statement continued. Adding, “We love each other very much, want for each other’s happiness, and will continue being the best of friends for life.” Did anyone have two and a half years in their office pool?

The Gagging Continues!: Remember Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food,” (that semi-viral hit that offended most people with the ability to hear), well she’s back with “ABCDEFG,” which appears to be about the letters of the alphabet and teen angst. Putting aside the song itself, the video’s most disturbing element is when a faux Muppet turns one of Alison’s friends into a plate of Chinese food and then the singer shrugs and eats it – no joke. Enjoy it the video!

PHOTOS: Stars Caught Kissing!

And Our Last Gag Of The Day: Heidi Montag has new, smaller breasts. The former reality TV star and plastic surgery aficionado went from an F-cup to a C-cup. Kudos to Heidi for realizing, small is the new big.

— Jesse Spero