Online Auction Puts Paris Hilton’s Furniture On The Block

If you are Paris Latsis, Stavros Niarchos, Matt Leinart or the maid, Paris Hilton’s furniture is already familiar.

But for us average folks, Paris? couch, sat upon by Miss Hilton herself, is like getting a little closer to your fave hotel heiress.

And now, you too, can make a water ring on Paris? coffee table or try to sleep where she tossed and turned.

StarStyle.com, in partnership withParis and Nicole Richie’s ?Simple Life? reality TV show — is auctioning off Paris? furniture.

Talitha Peters, of StarStyle, told Access Hollywood that Paris gave the celebrity fashion Web site the exclusive rights to her furniture.

?The bed is hers,? Talitha told Access? Billy Bush. ?The mattress is hers. The box spring is hers.?

?Really?? Billy asked. ?The original mattress??

Then he took in the scratched-up headboard.

?Now, there can be a host of explanations of what happened here,? Billy said. ?There’s many knicks and scratch marks over the headboard here. Do you know what happened here??

?Do you?? Talitha laughed.

?I plead the fifth, your honor,? Billy laughed. ?I wasn?t even in town.?

But Billy didn?t give up.

?Now, I?m a thorough journalist, and I really leave nothing out,? Billy said. ?Are the bedding and sheets original, or have they been washed and cleaned? Or are they recently slept in??

?They are recently washed and cleaned, and unfortunately, they are not Paris Hilton?s original sheets,? Talitha said.

?The bed spread?? Billy wondered.

?The bed spread, negative,? Talitha laughed. ?The mattress is hers. The box spring is hers. The teddy bear, which is not there right now, is hers, and these pillows are all hers. But the bedding is not.?

Billy also thought it looked like someone was dancing on Paris? coffee table considering the heel marks in the center.

?Absolutely, I would not put it past her,? Talitha said.

?These are her cushions,? Billy pointed out. ?Look at the scratch marks on these things! This was some kind of massive pillow fight going on here or something.?

So, maybe Nicole or Lindsay were visiting?

Or what about a different sort of Hollywood big-eyed cutie?

Paris does own a kinkajou, which is also known as the Honey Bear, a nocturnal rainforest mammal related to the ringtail and raccoons.

And kinkajou?s do like to bite. If Paris wasn?t around, maybe the kinkajou took a run at those cushions.

But the expensive item up for bid is in pretty good shape.

It?s a fancy table with bamboo on the bottom, that Talitha told Billy was worth $5,300.

But with minimum bids starting as low as $30, anyone can bring a bit of Paris home.

As of AccessHollywood.com?s deadline, only Paris? ?Small Square Leather Ottoman? and ?Wall Lanterns? had bids on them.

But interested parties can place bids up until Aug. 28, and according to the site, ?the authenticity of this item is guaranteed, and it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity from StarStyle.?

So that way, you can invite your friends – and even your enemies – over for tasty snacks, have them sit on Paris? couch, and then gently lay the certificate down on Paris? scuffed coffee table.

Hope you know the Heimlich, cuz someone will be choking down their jealousy along with the Lil? Smokies.

For more information on how you can bid on Paris’ stuff, visit www.starstyle.com.