Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
Playgirl Model & Former Teen Mom Seeking Reality Show?: In some potential reality show news that is already making our DVR quiver with train wreck giddiness – TMZ is reporting that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are shopping around a reality show about their upcoming marriage. According to TMZ sources, the potential series will also deal with “parenting issues” and will reportedly feature their two-year-old son, Tripp. We can only hope that future episodes will include titles like “Tripp’s First Caribou Hunt” and “Grandma Grizzly & Uncle Maverick Come To Visit.”
Ryan Reynolds In A Diaper?: Ryan Reynolds might play a superhero in the upcoming “Green Lantern,” but he told Entertainment Weekly that his stunts for the movie left him feeling like an elderly person. “The first time you do it,” Ryan, speaking about the movies intense stunts, “you’re deeply considering an adult diaper.” Scarlett, this is a window into your future… get ready!
“Jersey Shore’s” Angelina Pivarnick Still Loves To Whine!: After leaving Season 1 of “Jersey Shore” because she thought working at a t-shirt store was beneath her, Angelina Pivarnick is suddenly complaining about her co-star’s being divas. “With all of the people in the house getting physically violent with each other, and all the diva personalities on and off camera, I just knew that I’d be happier if I left,” Angelina told Radar Online when asked about leaving the show a second time. “The working conditions in the house were pretty brutal, I can’t get into details, but you’ll see it all, I’m sure, when Season 2 airs.” Nothing says “brutal life” like being paid thousands to party, hookup with strangers, go clubbing and self tan. Angelina, just one second while we find you a tissue before your tears wash off that stunning orange glow of yours.
“Housewive” Foreclosure Chic!: “The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s” Teresa Giudice claimed this week on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” that she’s not losing her Garden State mansion, despite reports that it’s in foreclosure. However, after seeing InTouch Weekly’s look inside her house – via Celebitchy.com – we’re thinking no one would attempt to seize this property after her decorating choices. No word if those tables are bolted to the floor, in case she feels the urge to start flipping them, while screaming “prostitution hoa-ah.”
Chris Rock & Wife Hit The Auction Block For Charity: In some positive celebrity news, Chris Rock and wife Malaak are helping to raise money for their charity, “Journey For Change: Empowering Youth Through Global Service” with an auction through Charity Folks. Items to bid on include a double date with Chris and Malaak to a New York Knicks game and two VIP tickets to NBC’s “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.” CLICK HERE to start the bidding, which runs through July 21!