Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero
No More Under The Knife Time For Tisdale: Despite having recently altered her nose (for a deviated septum), Ashley Tisdale, our favorite "HSM" Wildcat, has no future plans for more plastic surgery. Her rep tells Us Magazine that online reports saying Tisdale is contemplating a breast enhancement are "completely false."
Pam's Scant Premier: Speaking of enhancements, Pam Anderson made her debut Thursday night at Paris' legendary Le Crazy Horse saloon, a burlesque club known for it's revealing dance numbers and theatrical shows. Pam made her entrance wearing a sheer black body stocking on the back of a motorcycle to the tune of Brigitte Bardot's "Harley Davidson," People reports. Bardot reportedly called Pam to wish her well on her debut. Pam performed in the sold out show for free, saying, "This isn't for money, It's just for the love of the art, and the Crazy Horse does it best." Pam Anderson – community servant!
Winehouse Covers Her Girls For Grammys: And keeping with the theme, did you notice Amy Winehouse's tattoos were more conservative than normal for the Grammy broadcast? Amy's bare-breasted pin-up girl tattoo was a concern for the Grammy producers, Britain's The Daily Telegraph reports. Amy, always thinking on her feet, reportedly used her signature black eyeliner to draw a strapless bra on the buxom tattoo, thus averting any tattoo malfunctions.
Oasis Singer Marries Girlfriend: While we’re on the other side of the pond, Oasis front-man Liam Gallagher married his girlfriend, All Saints front-woman Nicole Appleton, Thursday, People reports. The couple, who have been dating for eight years, have a six-year-old son together. Appleton was previously engaged to Brit singer Robbie Williams.
Kimmel & Affleck Get Intimate: If Sarah Silverman gets Matt Damon, than its only fair that boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel should get Ben Affleck. In response to his girlfriend's hilarious music video, "I'm F***ing Matt Damon," Kimmel is having the last laugh with a new song called, "I'm F***ing Ben Affleck," PageSix reports. A source tells the newspaper Jimmy's song is set to the theme of 80's fundraising anthem "We Are the World," and will star Affleck, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Harrison Ford, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. We can't wait!