ROLL CALL: ‘Bachelor’ Brad Womack Doesn’t Want His Slapper Slapped By The Law

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“Bachelor” Says He Deserved The Slap: It was the slap heard around the reality TV world last night, but “Bachelor” Brad Womack doesn’t want Chantal O’Brien – the contestant who clocked him just moments after meeting him for the first time – prosecuted. “I think Chantal was just trying to make a statement about my past behavior and make a strong first impression, which she did,” Brad told TMZ on Monday. “I think what Chantal did was a light-hearted gesture which I took as such. I do not condone violence in any relationship, nor would I keep someone around who I felt truly wished to do me harm.” He also said he “deserved” the slap – and he didn’t send Chantal packing either. See the “Bachelor” slap, HERE!

New Couple Alert?: Kelly Osbourne is more than done with ex-finace Luke Worrall, but is she ready for love again? According to Us Weekly, the 26-year-old has a new man in her life, British musician Rob Damiani, who is a member of the band Don Broco. Since meeting the Brit over the holidays, an Us Weekly source claims Kelly is “happy and glowing” See Kelly’s reported new man, HERE!

Some Work For LeAnn?: LeAnn Rimes has enhanced her love life with an engagement to Eddie Cibrian, but has the country star also enhanced something else? E! Online is wondering if LeAnn got a boob job. They’ve providing some visuals to drive their not-so-subtle point home, CLICK HERE to see! What do you think… work or just a good bathing suit?

Snooki’s Best Work Yet!: “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki said she’s only read two books in her life (“Twilight” and “Dear John”) but still, we’re sure that her first novel, “A Shore Thing” (hitting shelves this week) is sure to leave a lasting mark on the literary world! Page Six got a preview of the book and compiled some of their favorite lines. With gems like, “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky,” and, “I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk” it can’t be long before Oprah is slapping her book club label on the cover of this tome of epic proportions!