ROLL CALL: Bradley Cooper On His ‘A-Team’ Body: ‘I Look Like Some Sort Of Chimpanzee’

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Bradley’s Grade For His ‘A-Team’ Bod: ‘C’ – For Chimp!: The recent trailer for Bradley Cooper’s “The A-Team,” which shows the actor shirtless, might have the fans growling – but the actor doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “What’s sexy about that?” Bradley told Access when we showed him a shirtless shot of himself from the movie. “I look like some sort of Chimpanzee or something!” Well, then we’d like to deem 2010 the year of the chimp!

Farrah’s Hair For Sale?: In some disturbing news, online celebrity sales site, www.hunkwithjunk.com, is selling hair which they claim is the late Farrah Fawcett’s. “For real this one time Novelty item from 70’s. Sadly takes on new meaning after the Passing of our beloved Angel! Here and available for a limited time only! Someday the technology will be available, and you might be able to create your very own angel,” the Web site said. The alleged lock of hair is going for $1,000. We’d like to issue a huge “Buyer Beware” on this one!

Has Snooki Finally Found A Man?: “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki has landed a man! The Princess of Poughkeepsie was spotted locking lips with Emilio Antonio (who, of course, loves himself some Ed Hardy and is no stranger to GTL!) Monday night at NYC’s La Guardia Airport. See the little orange lady kiss the big orange man, HERE!

Beyonce’s Bed Head: She might have just rolled out of bed – but Beyonce was spotted looking more fab than most of the rest of the world Monday on the deck of her hotel in Rio de Janeiro, where’s she’s shooting the music video for Alicia Keys’ “Put It in a Love Song,” in which she’s featured. Dare we say, B even looks a little bit Shakira?! Blame it on Rio!