ROLL CALL: Bristol Palin Asks Teens To ‘Pause Before You Play’

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We Can See A Hypocrite In Alaska: Teen mom Bristol Palin is asking her fellow teens to hit the sexual pause button, before they end up just like her – minus the money and snowmobiles. “What if I didn’t come from a famous family?” the 19-year-old mom asks in the 30-second spot for the Candie’s Foundation. “What if I didn’t have all their support? What if I didn’t have all these opportunities? Believe me, it wouldn’t be pretty.” Cut to a drab apartment with a baby wandering around. “Pause before you play,” she adds. We’re guessing Levi Johnston thought she was talking about his Xbox the last time she said this.

Whitney’s Ill – Enter Lin Yu Chun!: Whitney Houston might be sick with a respiratory infection, missing three UK shows – but the diva’s fans can still get their ballad fix thanks to Lin Yu Chun from Taiwan’s version of “America’s Got Talent,” “Super Star Avenue.” See Lin Yu work “I Will Always Love You,” HERE! Susan Boyle – you have officially been put on notice!

Russell Brand: Blushing Bridezilla: Katy Perry has been warning everyone that her fiancé Russell Brand is more of a Bridezilla than she is – and now she’s proving it with a TwitPic! “Bridezilla much,” Katy Tweeted, linking to a photo of her British man-bride. Let’s hope they don’t show up at the alter wearing the same Monique Lhuillier gown.

Mariah, The Girls, Her Junk & The Pooches Hang Ten: Mariah Carey headed to Puerto Rico – and officially ruined the sport of surfing.