ROLL CALL: Britney: ‘I Wish I Was In College’ & Celebs At ‘Cloverfield’

Your Daily Dispatch of
Celebrity Shenaningans
by Jesse Spero

Britney Mistress Of The Night: It appears that Brit likes to do most of her errands late into the night. The troubled pop star had quite the full night Wednesday, reports Us Magazine. First, it was dinner with Adnan Ghalib at Gaucho Grill. Next, late night grocery shopping with Sam Lutfi, police pulled them over for alleged speeding, they were not ticketed. While exiting with two carts of groceries, Britney asked “What are you going to do now? Go to college?” To which Brit replied with a sigh, “Oh, I wish I was in college.” Then she finished off the night with a 2 AM shopping spree at Kitson on Robertson Blvd, where she left with three bags of goodies. If Britney does go to college, we’d recommend not taking any 8 AM classes.

Natalie Portman Is Saving The World One Shoe At A Time: Some celebs have late night shopping sprees, others make vegan shoes. Natalie Portman has partnered with Té Casan to create a new line of vegan-friendly footwear, People reports. “It is a decision I made because of my love for animals, but it is also much better for the environment. It is very difficult to find non-leather shoes that are beautiful and comfortable.”

Celebs Love ‘Cloverfield’: It seems the hottest ticket in town last night wasn’t Hyde or Area, but the premier of the J.J. Abrams’ monster film, “Cloverfield.” Just how hot of a ticket was the flim’s premier? Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, Lauren Conrad, Kristen Cavallari and Ashley Tisdale all showed up! Even troubled “Hills” couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt quit with their staged bickering for one night, to come out and enjoy some movie fright.

LC’s ‘Hills’ Future Uncertain: While enjoying some monster film fun, Lauren Conrad
dropped a potential bomb on “Hills” fans. When asked how long she would stay with the addictive staged
reality show, she told Us Magazine, “I don’t know. I’m just having fun
with it now.” Say it ain’t so!

‘Justice League’ Stalls: The writer’s strike appears to have a little more super power than Wonder Woman and Batman. Warner Bros.’ big screen version of the popular comic has been put on hold indefinitely, according to Variety. The studio is blaming tax break issues in Australia where it was scheduled to film, and a script that could use some work before filming. The spandex super hero flick was set to star Adam Brody as “The Flash.”