ROLL CALL: Charlie Sheen Loses His Last Goddess

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Charlie Sheen Is Goddess-Free: The warlock has lost his last goddess. According to TMZ, Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly have called it quits. Charlie’s last remaining goddess reportedly moved out last week and the former “Two and a Half Men” star did not take the split very well. He reportedly demanded that Natalie return the Mercedes that he bought her. TMZ also reported that Charlie got over the split by getting to know three different women after they called it quits.

Seacrest’s Pecs Out!: Ryan Seacrest and girlfriend Julianne Hough are going strong – but as strong as the TV star’s pecs? The duo was spotted over the weekend in Miami enjoying the sun and losing their clothes before they hit the water on jet skis. Who has the better body – Julianne or Ryan? Click HERE to decide!

Randy Gets Randy At The Pool!: Ryan Seacrest wasn’t the only “American Idol” personality partaking in some topless shenanigans this weekend. Randy Jackson was spotted at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood over the weekend chatting up a topless British lady, who was enjoying the beautiful Los Angeles weather. No word what Randy and the topless woman talked about, but we’re sure it was both profound and meaningful.

She’s Not Over Yet?!: Former “Real Housewives of Washing D.C.” and White House party crasher Michaele Salahi continued her attack on (?) senses last week, when she appeared on NBC Miami news and debuted her new song, “Bump It.” “I grew up in Florida and I have a great passion for Florida,” the onetime TV personality said. “I wanted to come here, it’s a happy place.” Well, it was a happy place until “Bump It” was unleashed. Check out Michaele’s song HERE, if you dare!