ROLL CALL: David Beckham & Angelina Jolie To Partner For Undies Ad?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Becks & Angie To Partner For Undies Ad?: In what would have been the hottest thing this side of an exploding star, David Beckham and Angelina Jolie will not appear in an underwear ad together. Despite online rumors and the dreams of millions, the soccer star squashed rumors that he’s working with the actress while only sporting his tighty whities. “I definitely don’t think that’s true. I think it’s something put out in the press,” David told MTV UK News. “You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.” Well, luckily Photoshop certainly can make this underwear supernova duo still happen!

Chace & Ed Go Their Separate Ways: More duo sad news – “Gossip Girl” guys Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are officially no longer sharing an apartment together. Although the news had been out there that they were moving on, according to Us Weekly, their bromance has now ended and Chace has moved out of their apartment in the Chelsea neighborhood of NYC. No word on who will keep the “Sex and The City” DVD box set.

Taylor Momsen: ‘I’m A Vampire’: Looks like Taylor needs to put down her “Twilight” books and turn on that marathon of “True Blood.” The “Gossip Girl” star wants to be blood-sucking lady of the night! “I’m nocturnal,” Taylor told MTV News. “I’m a vampire, I decided.” Luckily she was talking about her work habits while she records her debut album. We don’t need any more starlets trying to weasel their way into the current Hollywood vampire trend!

‘Housewives’ Bridge & Tunnel Showdown: Bravo might want to consider spinning off their “Real Housewives” series into a full blown cage match televised event. According to The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, elbows were flying between NYC housewife Jill Zarin and Jersey housewife Danielle Staub at the Three Olives Bubble launch at Greenhouse in NY. “Danielle literally pushed Jill out of the way to sit next to [host] Kim Kardashian, and the ladies started arguing, with Danielle eventually walking away,” an eyewitness claimed. “You could have cut the tension with a knife!” Hey ladies, Kim Kardashian is so not worth this behavior… but we sure hope this was filmed, because we’d so watch it!