Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans
“Housewife” Teresa’s Post-Bankruptcy Shopping Spree!: “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Teresa Giudice apparently loves to shop – when she’s not flipping tables and dressing her kids in matching animal print getups. According to The New York Post, on Monday, it was revealed in court that Teresa spent $60,000 on home furnishings just days after her and her husband Joe – who reportedly owe creditors $11 million – declared bankruptcy. The couple appeared before a Newark federal bankruptcy judge asking to have the planned August 22 auction of their personal items stopped. The couple reportedly spent $8,800 on curtains and almost $45,000 on mirrors, frames, wall hangings, tables, chairs and urns. After the hearing, Teresa declined to comment and Joe – who was reportedly sweating profusely – told the Post, “None of your business! Back off before I get pissed!” We can only hope Bravo had their cameras rolling for this moment!
Kim’s Brazilian Body!: Kim Kardashian, we really don’t need to know everything about every inch of your body. “I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!” the reality star told Allure magazine in its September issue. “Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”
Jake’s Non-Brazilian Look!: Jake Gyllenhaal, on the other hand, doesn’t appear to be a fan of laser hair removal. The actor was spotted on Monday in Los Angeles sporting an almost Spencer Pratt-esque beard. No word if he now owns a cabin in the woods where he writes his manifestos.
Ke$ha Spotted With Her Man Twin!?: We think that Ke$ha and rumored boyfriend Alex Carapetis might be spending a little too much time together – we’re having trouble distinguishing them apart. Check out the matchy-matchy duo, HERE!