ROLL CALL: ‘DWTS’ Pros Mark & Derek Would Welcome Lindsay Lohan To The Ballroom

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Lohan Welcome In The “DWTS” Ballroom: Lindsay Lohan could be released from rehab as early as tomorrow – but could she have time to strutt her stuff in the “Dancing with the Stars” ballroom? “Dancing ” pros Mark Ballas and Derek Hough say they would welcome the actress to the world of sequins and bronzer! “I’m up for a challenge,” Mark told E! Online’s Marc Malkin when asked about LiLo. Derek agreed, saying, “If she did it, I’d be game… It’s cool because you do see people turn their lives around on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ It keeps them fit. It’s nice to see people a year later who started on the new health regime and have kept on track.” Would you want to see LiLo on “Dancing?” — Sound off below!

Paris’ Second Tuesday Shocker!: After waking up to a man allegedly attempting to break in into her LA home on Tuesday morning, Paris encountered another unwelcome surprise at her home – a news chopper from LA’s KTLA catching the starlet in nothing but a towel on her balcony! Paris just can’t catch a break today – but at least she got herself a new pug named Mugsy (whom she rescued!)!

Kanye’s Early Holiday Treat!: Kanye West is a giver – sometimes it’s unwelcome speeches – but this week, it’s free music. “I know yall need the music so I’m dropping 1 new song every weekend until Xmas,” the rapper Tweeted earlier this week. “It may be my song it may be a new Jay song etc… I’m calling it good Fridays. Yall know every Friday yall gone have a new joint from our family. We look at the game completely different now… It’s about the fans. No more holding back.” No word if this is part of Kanye’s attempt to win back Team Swift devotees.

Sean Penn’s HBC Makeover!: No, it’s not Helena Bonham Carter from “Sweeney Todd,” it’s Sean Penn working a nice shade of red lipstick and long hair on the set of his new movie, “This Must Be The Place.” The actor was spotted in Dublin, Ireland on Monday looking all dolled up. Are you feeling Sean’s new goth look? Tell us below!