ROLL CALL: Emmys 2009 Hangover!

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Access The Emmys!: TV’s biggest night might be over, but AccessHollywood.com has all the hottest shots of the biggest hits and misses (And oh my were there some huge flubs! Sarah Silverman we love, you but really?) See who rocked the red carpet, HERE! Check out the overabundance of bejeweled gowns (a trend we hope stays firmly in 2009 — Did Rachel Zoe get herself a new Bedazzler?), HERE! And, who dared to drop the little black dress for big color – find out, HERE! Plus, the stars themselves captured behind-the-scenes Emmy magic, HERE!

Dance Drama!: “Dancing With the Stars” ex-couple Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff wowed the crowd with their fancy footwork on Sunday’s Emmys, but according to E! Online’s Marc Malkin, their was some drama off stage before the duo danced their tushies off. “They were going at it, screaming at each other,” an eyewitness claimed. “He said she was taking too long in hair and makeup. It got kind of loud.” Well, the tension paid off because the couple killed it during their number – but let’s talk about these fringe pants Karina – the albino llama community can’t be happy with this.

And in some non-Emmys news:

Charlize’s Early Nude Scene: You have to get up really early to catch a naked Charlize Theron! In an effort to shoot a nude scene for the upcoming, “The Burning Plan,” without the snooping eye of the paparazzi, Charlize and director Guillermo Arriaga set an early alarm clock. “We had to shoot the scene at 6 AM before any of the photographers were up. It was done in such secrecy that it wasn’t even in the script,” Guillermo told The New York Post’s Page Six. “Only three people, including myself, knew it was going to happen.” We smell another Oscar!

The Cruises: The Little Grownup & The Grownup Who Refuses To Grow Up!: Dear Cruise Family… Suri, you’ve grown up so fast! Kudos for matching your lipstick, blouse and shoes. We guess you’re finally allowed to stop ordering off the kid’s menu when you hit up Bar Marmont. And Tom, Kellan Lutz you are not! You’re 47! And RPattz wants his shoes and pants back – XOXO, Roll Call!