ROLL CALL: Gosselin Kids Eating Week-Old Sandwiches?

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Gosselins Getting Old Food?: If you don’t finish your lunch, Kate Gosselin will reportedly make you eat it the next day, and the next, and the next! According to an Us Weekly source, when Kate’s eight kids don’t eat their packed lunches, she repacks them in the lunch bags for the next day. “The kids are stubborn, so sometimes the little kids have the same half-eaten sandwich in their lunch all week,” an Us Weekly source claimed. Not surprisingly, Jon is reportedly not a fan of Kate’s frugal ways. “If you lived with me, you wouldn’t have to eat rotten food for lunch every day,” the former reality octo-dad reportedly told a friend. Fear not Gosselin eight, we think we’ve found just the thing to help with your week-old food issue – keep reading!

Reality Eats!: Are you ready for the Reality Cafe? The publicists behind E!‘s “The Spin Crowd” are set to open the first reality TV themed restaurant. The first location is slated to open in Las Vegas and will feature recipes inspired by various reality TV “stars,” including “The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s” Caroline Manzo’s meatballs. We’re looking forward to “The Biggest Loser” plate-of-nothing special and if Kate Gosselin has any say, water won’t be served to anyone expect her! (Remember this little Gosselin gem?)

In Case You Missed It!: Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young with Bruce Springsteen as Bob Dylan performing a cover of Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair,” last night – we’re left without words… – but we’re pretty sure Willow was left saying, “Who are those old dudes singing my song?” See the performance, HERE!

Daily Eww!: Dear Leighton Meester, we’re not sure we’re capable of counting the number of things wrong with this ensemble, but we’ll give it a shot… the shape, the hair, the makeup, the disco ball handbag, the gathered ankles, the plunging neckline – and we haven’t even mentioned the shear backside that gave everyone a view of your granny panties body suit! Please destroy this outfit or return it to the face of the mourning woman in the cemetery from whom you stole it!