ROLL CALL: ‘Harry Potter’ Cast Says ‘‘Twilight’ Blows’?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

‘Potter’ Vs. ‘Twilight’!: MTV’s Josh Horowitz tried his best to ignite a feud between the casts of “Harry Potter” and “The Twilight Saga” when he sat down with the former franchise stars Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton. He attempted to teach the wizarding stars about the fine art of an American accent, with terms like, “The Olive Garden,” “Glenn Beck” and “Boo-yah.” But, what happened when the cast was asked to say, “Twilight Blows”? Find out, HERE!

RPattz & KStew Take A Dip!: Speaking of our favorite movie vampires, new photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have popped up on Radar Online from their recent trip to Brazil, where they shot scenes for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.” The rumored couple can be seen in nothing but their bathing suits, while Robert gives Kristen a ride on his back – behold the palest Hollywood couple ever, HERE!

Steven Slater Rapping?: Speaking of pale people in the news, former Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater, who told a plane full of people to “take this job and shove it,” is attempting to run out the ticking clock of relevancy with a new rap song. Using the name MC Slater, Steven has released, “I’m Steven Slater Bitches” for cell phone company Line 2. See it HERE, if you enjoy being musically assaulted.

Jake & Anne Get Naked – Again!: We’re starting to wonder if Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway are capable of keeping their clothes on at all? The sexy duo appears naked on three different covers of Entertainment Weekly this week for their new movie, “Love & Other Drugs.” And Anne, we completely understand that big smile on your face.