ROLL CALL: Heidi Montag Hires A Psychic As Manager

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Heidi Fires Spencer – Hires Psychic!: In news that can’t possibly end well, Heidi Montag has hired a Malibu-based psychic, Aiden Chase, as her manager. “After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,” the plastic surgery-loving reality starlet told People. “Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.” She said Spencer is out as her manager. “The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi,” she added. We hope that Aiden can foresee that Heidi’s 15 minutes have officially gone on for 15 minutes too long!

Renee Treats The Paps To Coffee: Some celebrities might wage a constant war against the paparazzi, but Renee Zellweger is buying them coffee! According to Us Weekly, the actress bought a photographer a $100 Starbucks gift card on Wednesday in Santa Monica, Calif. after he fed her parking meter that was about to expire. “Wow. Thank you so much for the kindness. Warmly with gratitude, Renee,” the actress reportedly wrote on the back on the gift card. How sweet! – stars and paps living together in harmony.

Jessica Still A Fan Of Tony’s Tush!: Tony Romo might have broken up with Jessica Simpson on her birthday – but that hasn’t stopped her from admiring the quarterback’s backside. “I still look at his cute butt in the outfit –uniform!” Jessica told David Letterman on “The Late Show with David Letterman” on Wednesday. As for John Mayer’s comments in Playboy, where he called Jessica “sexual napalm,” the starlet was a little irked – but also felt complimented. “Normally you would think that somebody you care about would keep those intimate details to themselves,” she said, referring to John Mayer. “It was definitely a compliment… in a way. But I don’t really want people to know that about me. It’s like, I’m the good girl and then that happens.” Yeah, you’re totally still the “good girl,” we completely believe that Jess!

“Eclipse” Is Here!: Yesterday we gave you ten seconds of the trailer for “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” – and now AccessHollywood.com has the full trailer. Sink your teeth into Edward, Bella, Jacob, and Bryce Dallas Howard as vampire Victoria, HERE!