ROLL CALL: Is A Teresa Relative Coming to Jersey ‘Housewives’?

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Is The World Ready For “Housewife” Teresa’s Sister-In-Law?: “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” is reportedly getting a new cast member related to Teresa “Table Flipper” Giudice. According to Radar Online, Teresa’s sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, is taking over the spot left vacant by Dina. “I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it,” a source told Radar, also claiming her lavish Jersey digs make Teresa’s “house looks like a garage.” A rep for Bravo told Radar, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.” No word if Melissa is also a fan of everything animal print – or spending beyond her means.

See The Situation’s Ride!: How much does it cost to drive around reality TV’s most talked about abs – according to TMZ, around $100,000. “Jersey Shore’s” The Situation reportedly recently purchased a 2008 Bentley coup for approximately $100,000. See the MTV star’s new car – which could have only been possible by his constant midsection exposure – HERE!

The Situation’s Puppy Love!: In more Situation news… it’s not just fist pumping, creeping and grenade dodging for the “Jersey Shore” star anymore – in addition to adding ‘Dancing’ to his list of hobbies, the ab-tastic reality star appears to have a softer side, thanks to a little pooch (we’re talking actual and non-Guidette!), as seen here on Radar. Let’s hope this little one doesn’t end up abandoned in the hot tub like so many others who come into The Situation’s life!

Happy “90210” Day!: Pull up a chair at the Peach Pit, it’s “90210” Day (9.02.10)! Our friends at D Listed came up with a list of activities one can do in order to celebrate this special day – and we’re partial to “6. Pretend to be French” (Brenda how could we forget this Francophile moment!) and “10. Take part in the dumbest protest ever known to man.” (See the classic “Donna Martin Graduates” moment, HERE!) Enjoy, because this scared holiday won’t roll around again until September 2, 2110!