ROLL CALL: Is Lady Gaga Going To Intern For SJP’s Hat Maker?

Your Daily Dispatch of Celebrity Shenanigans

Gaga, The Mad Hatter?: Rumors have been swirling that Lady Gaga has applied for an internship with Irish hat maker Philip Treacy – the man behind Sarah Jessica Parker’s infamous green floral and buttlerfly-infused headpiece from the “Sex and the City” London premiere in 2008, and Gaga’s very own lightning-bolt number at the 2010 Grammys. But Gaga’s rep told Access this morning that reports of the singer applying to intern for Treacy are “not true.” Considering Gaga’s past getups – we’re thinking she hardly needs help in the hat department!

Bullock Bugs Out: Sandra Bullock apparently has a buggy situation at her Los Angeles home… and it’s not what you’re thinking! According to TMZ, the actress has tented her home and is fumigating for pests…no word if the exterminator has something which gets rid of vanilla gorillas!

NeNe’s New Nose?: Did “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star NeNe Leakes get herself a new nose? Numerous outlets, including Radar Online, are calling out the reality star for possibly going under the knife after she showed up at the Dancing Stars of Atlanta Benefit for Alzheimers on Monday looking dramatically different. Decide for yourself! Check out NeNe’s alleged new nose, HERE!

Nic Cage Will Only Eat Animals Who Have ‘Dignified’ Sex: Oh Nicolas Cage – your antics never cease to amuse us! You named your son after Superman, you reportedly paid $276,000 for a dinosaur skull, and now – according to Britain’s The Sun – you’ve outdone yourself yet again with even more reported weirdness. “I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles. I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex,” the actor allegedly told the paper. “I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don’t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.” So pigs and cows, keeping on doing what you’re doing and Nic won’t eat you!